it is time to do something you are proud of with your life
Steve Roggenbuck knows when people download Owl City porn. The reason is clear: because Steve Roggenbuck seeded Owl City porn with his peen. Any torrent of Owl City porn is thanks to his tireless work in the pornography department. If all art is porn then that makes Steve Roggenbuck the sluttiest artist of them all because he’s giving it away for free. Every piece of art created from Steve Roggenbuck’s sick head is beautiful. He charges nothing for it. He gives it away on the YouTube, on the Tumblrs across America ready for re-blogging.
Computer viruses are another form of art. Steve sends a computer virus to Kanye West. Nobody seriously believes that Kanye West would let a little computer virus ruin his career. A little glitching could do wonders for Kanye’s career. Pairing up with Oval or Yasunao Tone might completely change Kanye’s career for the weirder. Instead of samples or basic beats things could glitch all over the place. Finally Kanye could learn to accept the mistake. Mistakes are made to be embraced. How else would kids even get born if it wasn’t for glorious mistakes? It is hard to say.
The Midwest welcomes Steve back home. Steve Roggenbuck is the greatest export the Midwest has ever had. Yeah a long time ago the Midwest did manufacturing. People don’t need things now. Everyone has too many things. What people need is hope. Hope springs from the mouths of fricked up jackasses like Steve Roggenbuck. Alone in a field Steve screams at the top of his lungs. Good thing population density in Ruth, Michigan is like one person per mile otherwise somebody might get a wee bit annoyed. In Ruth, Michigan Steve Roggenbuck returns to his content farm ready to grow new ideas to help those in need.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end – Plato. Steve invokes the power of Plato’s wise-ass words in a bleak desolate forest. Yes Steve lives on a prayer. ‘On a prayer’ is the name of Steve Roggenbuck’s Wi-Fi network. The password is YOLO. Other networks in Steve’s Wi-Fi vicinity include ‘OptimumOnline’, ‘TheFranklinFamily2’ and ‘SMBONDAGE69’. Online access is a must for any area around Steve Roggenbuck. Steve Roggenbuck is a dreamer and his imagination is the internet.
Rare knowledge about Dr. Seuss is dropped. Steve reveals Dr. Seuss’s Tumblr name, Biatch Face. One can see still the beauty of that Tumblr by going here. Clearly Dr. Seuss got considerably more sentimental this year with tons of sweet Tumblr photos. A revamp for 2013 is in the works. In the meantime while Steve waits for the BiatchFace Tumblr page reboot he’ll touch his dick to things for money. Various sums of money are shouted out to describe exactly what he’d touch his dick to.
Steve Roggenbuck ends it talking about reverence for life. This is a beautiful thing. Everyone gets a short period on Earth. During that time they have to make the most of it. Start today!
This opens next Friday. I’ll be spamming this a lot and I’d really appreciate any and all reblogging help from anyone in the Buffalo/Rochester/surrounding areas/northeast. Josh and I are workin’ our butts off and this next week we’re going double time.
Just a friendly reminder that you can purchase this wonderful shirt.
Re-blog/spread the word/be a pal/help me survive <3